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Abraham Lincoln

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They Try To Play Us: White House Dinner Shooter, Pentagon vs. NASA, and 45 Clips of Reality Breaking Down
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2026-05-01

They Try To Play Us: White House Dinner Shooter, Pentagon vs. NASA, and 45 Clips of Reality Breaking Down

I ran 45 clips in this SITREP and the through-line was the same every time: the people running things are reading from different scripts. Cole Allen, the armed suspect who attempted to breach the White House Correspondents Dinner, worked at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory, which lands awkwardly against a backdrop of competing government UFO narratives. Meanwhile, the US government is screening 2026 World Cup tourists for social media opinions, and almost nothing about any of it passes a basic smell test.

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