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The Signs Were Always There: Viral Conspiracies, Unexplained Footage, and the Noise We Sort Through
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2026-05-29

The Signs Were Always There: Viral Conspiracies, Unexplained Footage, and the Noise We Sort Through

I put a collection of viral conspiracy clips, unexplained footage, and fringe claims under the microscope in this episode, sorting signal from noise across topics ranging from AI-powered grocery shelf cameras to geoengineering dust tests and Hollywood weight-loss theories. Some of the claims had a kernel of documented reality; most did not survive basic scrutiny. I kept the ones that were genuinely ambiguous, ambiguous.

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