Ellen DeGeneres
// 2 APPEARANCES IN THE ARCHIVE

CIA Office Raid Claims, Hantavirus Panic, and the History They Don't Teach You
A whistleblower claim says the CIA raided Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard's office and walked out with roughly 40 boxes of files, including JFK declassification documents and MK Ultra records. Both Gabbard and a CIA spokesperson deny it happened, so I'm treating this as unverified. I also work through a dense stack of hantavirus "coincidences," question the post-War of 1812 fort-building spending spree, and flag the irony of satire normalizing the darkest corners of public life.

Testosterone Conspiracies, Fiberglass Hoaxes, and UAP Disclosure Theater: Signal vs. Noise
I ran through a wide-ranging compilation today, from "Upstream files" testosterone conspiracy claims and fiberglass toilet paper panic to a U.S. congressman teasing unreleased UAP footage and an AI company monetizing grief with three-minute avatar videos. Some of it is worth pulling apart. A lot of it is noise. My job is telling the difference.
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