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Oliver the Humanzee

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Cannibal Commercials, UK Mass Surveillance, and the Soul-Swapping Theory Going Mainstream
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2026-05-07

Cannibal Commercials, UK Mass Surveillance, and the Soul-Swapping Theory Going Mainstream

I ran through a full compilation this week: the UK's Children's Wellbeing and Schools Bill that passed 272 to 64 in the Commons and will effectively require every adult to submit biometric ID to access social media, CIA Project Artichoke documents now public on the agency's own website, and a wave of cannibal-themed commercials from Pringles, KFC, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and Cheez-Its that I can no longer explain away as coincidence. The soul-swapping theory has apparently crossed into mainstream discourse since the Epstein files dropped, and I'm more interested in why that is than in the theory itself.

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