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Cannibal Commercials, UK Mass Surveillance, and the Soul-Swapping Theory Going Mainstream
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2026-05-07

Cannibal Commercials, UK Mass Surveillance, and the Soul-Swapping Theory Going Mainstream

I ran through a full compilation this week: the UK's Children's Wellbeing and Schools Bill that passed 272 to 64 in the Commons and will effectively require every adult to submit biometric ID to access social media, CIA Project Artichoke documents now public on the agency's own website, and a wave of cannibal-themed commercials from Pringles, KFC, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and Cheez-Its that I can no longer explain away as coincidence. The soul-swapping theory has apparently crossed into mainstream discourse since the Epstein files dropped, and I'm more interested in why that is than in the theory itself.

Epstein's "Whoops," Nine Dead NASA Scientists, and the WEF's Plan to Monetize Water, Soil, and Air
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2026-04-17

Epstein's "Whoops," Nine Dead NASA Scientists, and the WEF's Plan to Monetize Water, Soil, and Air

The word "whoops" appears over 300 times in the Epstein files, including as Jeffrey Epstein's response to the death of Mary Kennedy and what reads as a direct threat. Nine NASA-linked scientists are now dead or missing, among them Monica Reza, the sole surviving co-creator of a 2010 heat-resistant metal patent tied to classified Air Force propulsion programs. Separately, a World Economic Forum statement argues that water, soil, and oxygen should be included on global economic balance sheets, which is, by any functional definition, monetization.

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