In this dispatch I run through a broadcast where three separate clips were obviously AI-generated while their creators swore they were real, at which point that stops being a mistake and starts being a pattern. Alongside the fakery I cover WEF admissions on brain-sensing consumer devices, the Mount Everest guide-poisoning scam, Roblox child-safety lawsuits in seven states, and a genuinely worthwhile rabbit hole into the Cult of Mithras buried beneath Vatican City.