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Stolen Spray Drones in New Jersey, Insider Betting on Maduro, and the Symbols Hidden in Plain Sight
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2026-05-03

Stolen Spray Drones in New Jersey, Insider Betting on Maduro, and the Symbols Hidden in Plain Sight

I covered fifteen stolen industrial spray drones in New Jersey that were later recovered with no arrests and no official statement from the FBI or Homeland Security. A Department of Justice case against a special forces soldier who made $400,000 betting on Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro's removal on Polymarket raised questions about insider trading that Rep. Anna Paulina Luna deflected with a pardon call instead of demanding a congressional investigation. The rest of the episode ran the full circuit: ancient mysteries, the Book of Enoch, Kabbalah's Tree of Life, Jay-Z and Beyoncé conspiracy claims, and the social neuroscience of why divide-and-conquer still works.

They Try To Play Us: White House Dinner Shooter, Pentagon vs. NASA, and 45 Clips of Reality Breaking Down
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2026-05-01

They Try To Play Us: White House Dinner Shooter, Pentagon vs. NASA, and 45 Clips of Reality Breaking Down

I ran 45 clips in this SITREP and the through-line was the same every time: the people running things are reading from different scripts. Cole Allen, the armed suspect who attempted to breach the White House Correspondents Dinner, worked at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory, which lands awkwardly against a backdrop of competing government UFO narratives. Meanwhile, the US government is screening 2026 World Cup tourists for social media opinions, and almost nothing about any of it passes a basic smell test.

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